"I’m circling back on that."
"I’m waiting on final approval."
"Let’s revisit this next week."
"I’m lowkey locked in."
"My calendar is COOKED."
"I’m in my productivity ERAAAAA."
"I’m absolutely swamped!"
"I’m COOKING right now, TRUSTTTT."
"I’m pretending to know what’s happening."
"I’m maxing out my RAM."
"I’m doing side quests."
"I’m touching approximately 47 tabs and zero grass."
"#CurrentlyFightingForMyLife!!!!!!"
"I’m collecting tabs like POKEMON."
"I’m in a meeting with my thoughts."
"I’m in survival mode!"