"My Canvas wasn't Canvas-ing"
"My brain said 'NOT TODAY,' and so I DIDN'T DO IT!!"
"My laptop and I both needed a break."
"I was emotionally unavailable."
"I accidentally took a 4-hour nap."
"I underestimated how fast 'later' was."
"My social battery died."
"I was recharging since I was at 1%."
"I saw it... but forgot 0.2 seconds later... :)"